Secret Gross Things All Girls Do
18 Gross Behaviors Every Woman Secretly Does
You know how it goes. You're sitting in a pile of your own gel manicure droppings, or inspecting the many archaeological layers of foundation on your makeup sponge when you ask yourself, am I gross? Hmm, probably? But if everyone else is the same way, maybe not?
1. Never washing your makeup brushes or sponges.
I did it ONCE and I swear my brushes were never the same since!
2. Never throwing out your makeup.
You're telling me people actually throw out their Naked palettes every two years like "they're supposed to"? Really? Please, I haven't even taught myself how to use 78% of the colors in there yet, but I remain convinced thatBlackout-literacy is right around the corner.
3. Peeling off all your gel manicure nails and LOVING it.
I'll never forget when I noticed a pile of gel manicure droppings underneath a library desk during finals and realized I'd never felt so trulyunderstoodbefore in my life.
4. Not washing your sheets as often as you probably should.
Wow what's worse? Putting on a fitted sheet or duvet cover? Do I want to cut off my right hand or my left hand?
5. Scratching your head and then looking at the dandruff.
Why is threading a piece of skin from your hair the most satisfying thing on earth? We could put fidget spinners out of business if only we were honest about this.
6. Literally never washing your bra.
Look, it's not like it's bottom underwear and it's not like it's getting exposed to outside elements like dirty subway pants or anything, so how dirty is it getting,really?
7. Flipping your underwear inside out if you're down to your last pair and just canNOT shlep to the laundromat.
It's flip them inside out or be forced to wear the itchy mesh thong shoved in the back of your underwear drawer. You know the one. Just looking at it gives you a yeast infection and you've only worn it in the five minutes between your booty call texting you "I'm downstairs" and coming up to your room. But character is defined how you handle adversity, so, time to live your truth baby!
8.Clipping your nails anywhere except over a trashcan.
For both nail-biters and non nail-biters alike. Don't act like you clip your nails and then gather them all to dump in the trashcan. You know they just slide them off the table sometimes!
9. Never washing your winter coat.
Why is the one thing you wear day in and day out somehow also the easiest to forget to clean/easiest to justify never washing.
10. Rolling up your boogers until they dry out.
Like, I'm supposed to just waste a whole kleenex on this?
11. Hearing the satisfying crunch of eye crunchies as you knuckle them out of your face first thing in the morning.
12. Never washing the outside of your contact case.
How can something you only touch with clean fingers somehow still get so grimy?
13. Picking out sock fuzz from between your toes.
And abandoning it on the ground after doing so. You'll vacuum it up in a week or so anyways.
14. Never cleaning out your hairbrush.
It feels like awhole thing.
15. Tweezing and looking at the follicle.
You don't realize how much you love that little dollop of skin until you pull out a hair without one and you're surprisingly disappointed.
16. Febreezing your clothes instead of washing them.
Bonus points if you've ever left the house in clothes so freshly Febreezed that they're still a bit damp. Mmmm lavender breeze.
17. Using spit to fix your eye makeup.
What's the alternative? Wasting a whole makeup wipe? Ripping a corner of a makeup wipe off and then stuffing the rest of it back into the pouch? But then it never fully closes again and everything dries out? So you have to drive to the drugstore to get more, but realize they're all out of Your Brand, so you turn around and come home, where you walk in on your fiancé cheating on you? So you have to call things off even though he said it was a one time mistake because your mother said if they cheat once, they'll never stop? Then you have a mid-life crisis because you don't really know who you are without this person as a footnote of your identity? Then you're in such a weird headspace that you never really get your footing back and you die old and alone surrounded by bills on autopay until your landlord finds your decomposed body in front of the TV?
18. Having to pick a long hair out of your butt crack.
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